“While I am not entirely sure where I am going, I know I am on my way there.” – Foul Mouthed Martha

Why do I create and sell accessories? On this very important date I feel the urge to tell you why I do any of this at all.


This is my wonderful 6ft tall 14 year old son. Morgan is a delightful loving 14. Morgan also has classic autism.

Morgan will probably never live on his own. Morgan will always need help with daily living. Right now he is in school, but in a few short years he will age out of the school system. He will probably also be moving on to an adult family home or some other shared and supported living arrangement.



This birthday has me thinking more about my son’s future than any other birthday to date. All parents are concerned about their child’s future. And many parents support their children into adulthood. But Morgan will never be self sufficient and will always rely on me.

As in most circumstances, the responsibility for his BIG FUTURE rests mostly on my shoulders. Yes he will get supplementary income for the rest of his life, but that is under $800 a month. I want my child to have a better life than that.


So I wash and I iron. I cut and embroider. I baste and I sew. I photograph and I list. I hope and I pray that one day the effort put forth will be rewarded monetarily so I can provide for myself and my son.

I desire to provide a level of comfort in my life that I can not do with an ordinary job. I can not work full time with his level of care. I do work part time at a chain fabric store. It is nice and I am starting to teach classes (another passion). It provides a level of comfort that is not available when living on assistance alone. But I desire more for the future of my child.

So I hustle my listings and I pimp my products in hopes that one day I can not worry about the BIG FUTURE.

Oh sure, I love creating things. I love embroidery and the pop that it gives a drab piece of fabric. I really hope that one day Foul Mouthed Martha will be the face lift modern sewing needs! I have motivators from other places, but they all pale in comparison to my 6 foot something young man.


This face is why Foul Mouthed Martha exists. This young man’s future is my WHY.



Why Dog Coats??

I make accessories out of reclaimed material, mostly. What on earth would possess me to decide to make dog coats?

A birthday gift of a bolt of fabric and a new pattern.

I am fairly easily distracted. It doesn’t take much for me to get side tracked.

Also, while not having a clear vision for Foul Mouthed Martha can be detrimental in terms of focus and direction, in this case it keeps me open to different possibilities. I am willing to try just about anything to see if it takes off.

I have thought about teaching classes, although I wonder about my level as a seamstress and I would like to take a few more classes myself to get the feel of them. I have also thought about commercial embroidery. There are a lot of steps I would have to take before I started something like that.

Anyway, I think one of the mindsets of being successful is being open to new possibilities. Some ideas, like baby items, I am not interested in due to the labeling compliance. I use mostly recycled fabric so there is no way I am going to spend my time tracking down origin information. So while I will sew baby items for friends and family, I don’t want to turn it into a business.

I figure I will be trying different things out until I find an idea that sticks. Maybe its dog coats. Maybe it is purses despite how much I want to charge for them. Maybe its hats. Maybe it is something I haven’t even heard of yet.

Who knows where the million dollar idea will come from, but I know these dog coats are really freaking cute. You should totally go look at the at the Foul Mouthed Martha Shop.

Shop Update October 2016

It seems like I only post on here once or twice a year, but I would like to make a better habit of it. Just to let the world know what it is like to try and start a business from the bottom up. I had hoped my rise to fashion accessory stardom would be quicker, but like wine, I am sure this will get better with age.

So a little on what has been going on since my last blog post. My craft fair was a flop. I guess you get what you put into it, I didn’t have to pay for my booth so it was free publicity, but I put a lot of money into making items that didn’t sell. It was a wakeup call of sorts. Craft fairs really aren’t the way to build a business. Some people do well doing it, but I just don’t think it is for me at this point in time. There is a lot of gamble with what you will make, and I DID have some online and in person sales  because of how much I was promoting it on Facebook.

My focus now is going to be my online store. There is a lot more to do than just make the product when it comes to selling online. There is the photo shoot (not a super great photographer), the editing (I have zero skills in that), and writing the listing (for some reason this is the part that gives me the greatest anxiety). Basically, I need to do a bunch of stuff I’m not super great at in order to move my business forward. I guess that is my first business lesson.

So I have done all of the above and have about twenty items in my store now. If you want to take a look at it, use the link here. I have heard that one hundred items is the amount to shoot for, so I have a bit to go. However I feel good about my accomplishments so far. It is hard to put my items out there, fearing that something is going to go wrong or someone isn’t going to like it once the item is in their hands. I prefer craft fairs for that reason alone. Getting over my fear of rejection could be business lesson number two.

I have also started reading a book by Sophia Amoruso called #Girllboss. If you want to check out the book, click here. While aimed at female entrepreneurs I think this book would be great for any woman to read. It is really good so far, most of what I have read is how she got her start, but she talks about the value of having shitty jobs and doing the best you can at them. Be an expert on something. Well, I’m not exactly sure where my expertise is but I know I am on my way.

While I don’t enjoy the writing aspect, I also want to toy around with doing tutorials. Personally, I would rather teach someone how to make something for themselves then I would to sell them a single item. I know that isn’t the way a good business is run though. So in the future look for a new page dedicated to tutorials.

I have a lot of ideas on where to take Foul Mouthed Martha, but I am still in the process of fleshing out those ideas. Not all will work, but I know if I keep trying one idea will finally stick. Thanks again for reading and as always, if you have a comment or suggestion I would love some feedback.

Craft Fair Crazies

I have been so excited since my last craft fair that I am ramping up my sewing time and creating some really fantastic things. Any spare moment I get I am at my machine trying to stock pile enough goodies to appeal to the street fair I am doing in a week and a half.


From tiny draw string bags to bigger totes I have been having a blast making some great bags.

Cheery Cherry Tote Bag

Pardon the mess that is my sewing space.

But today I want to talk to the people who have looked at my work and said “I can do that….”  Well you are absolutely right. With the right machine and enough practice any one can do what I do. I want to share with you the book that has helped me in so many ways.

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You can pick this up at amazon here

I highly recommend getting the print version because it contains paper patterns that are easier then following links to print stuff off. Just my opinion.

I have made about half of the pattern in here and each one of them is clear in direction, and the stuff I have made has been a hit. There are sections on running a business, material selection, photography, and information on selling online, at craft fairs, and in consignment. And a whole lot more that I cant think of.

I really want to encourage people to dive into their creativity. I am by no means a master seamstress, but the only think keeping me from being one is the number of hours I sit at my machine. That is the only think that keeps you from doing what you want too, hours of practice.

So if you like to sew, holler at me in the comment section. And if you are interested in doing what I do then I do recommend checking out that book by Virginia Lindsey and let your imagination run wild.

Until next time,

Foul Mouthed Martha

News From The Shop

So it has been six months since I opened up this site and still nothing on it. It is so hard trying to figure out what to write. Im not sure what you, my loyal fans, really want to hear from me. So if you have ideas or suggestions, please put them in the comment section below.


I figured I would use this as a news section, new happenings in the wonderful world of recycled fabric and mayhem that is Foul Mouthed Martha!

First, we are inches (so close) to having a fully functional sewing studio in what use to be my bedroom. I have a general sewing machine, a sewing/embroidery machine combo, and a serger now in my possession! I am trying to make space for one more desk and we will have everything set up in one space. It is a tiny and disorganized space, but it is mine. And it is where I find my zen.


There is something about sewing that takes all of your attention. When I am sewing I don’t have to worry about petty thoughts because I am preoccupied. I suppose it is the same way gamers feel.

But back to life in my shop! I have been busy making a lot of new things, and some new project requests as well. Don’t forget, I am totally down for collaborating and making you your own piece of Foul Mouthed Martha.

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This is a totally amazing cloche hat made with rayon. It switches between yellows and reds in the sun.

cheshire front

This cute number found a forever home with a friend in Canada.


An embroidered autism awareness ribbon for a personal note book of mine. A girl has to make things for herself every once in a while.


One of the many fun embroideries that I get to create on my killer machine!

These are just a small sampling of some of the creative fun I get to do every day. Don’t forget to follow me over on Facebook and check out my small but growing Etsy shop!

Thanks for stopping in!

Foul Mouthed Martha


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